Pizza Makes People Happy!?

Pizza. Pizza? ...PIZZA! From Marler Blog.

Yay, pizza! That's what the totally-unbiased Pizza News reports today. Apparently a new survey of 2,000 people in Britain found that pizza (along with chocolate) is the food that makes them happiest. The survey also found that £40,000 a year is the ideal wage for happiness, but we don't care about that. We just care about PIZZA!!!

Hmm. On the other hand, I wish the article gave more detail, like the names of the researchers and exactly how much pizza is the ideal amount (you need to be scientific about pizza-eating). I'd also be interested to know if pizza helps longterm happiness, or if it just creates a momentary glad feeling before an emotional crash and tummy-ache. The health risks also probably affect longterm happiness.

So in conclusion, more research is needed on the subject. Who wants to help me? *NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!*

(On an unrelated side-note, after typing it over and over again, the word "pizza" now looks completely strange to me. Two Zs in the middle of the word!? How is it possible!?)