Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Pizza Makes People Happy!?

Pizza. Pizza? ...PIZZA! From Marler Blog.
Yay, pizza! That's what the totally-unbiased Pizza News reports today. Apparently a new survey of 2,000 people in Britain found that pizza (along with chocolate) is the food that makes them happiest. The survey also found that £40,000 a year is the ideal wage for happiness, but we don't care about that. We just care about PIZZA!!!

Hmm. On the other hand, I wish the article gave more detail, like the names of the researchers and exactly how much pizza is the ideal amount (you need to be scientific about pizza-eating). I'd also be interested to know if pizza helps longterm happiness, or if it just creates a momentary glad feeling before an emotional crash and tummy-ache. The health risks also probably affect longterm happiness.

So in conclusion, more research is needed on the subject. Who wants to help me? *NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!*

(On an unrelated side-note, after typing it over and over again, the word "pizza" now looks completely strange to me. Two Zs in the middle of the word!? How is it possible!?)


  1. Chocolate makes me happier than pizza though :) But yep, I would appreciate more info on it also!

  2. A pizza with chocolate on it instead of cheese would be interesting to try...Actually wait, no, that might be a terrible idea!

  3. Haha, one can just have a dessert pizza then!

  4. Double Z! What does it mean?

  5. http://treadmillzaza.ytmnd.com/